Pulling Pranks!

If you love pulling pranks then this is the blog for you! Fun pranks to pull and candles to order. To pull a prank on your brothers and sisters you can kindly pretend you are making a jug of orange juice. The secret ingredient is not the orange juice. You will use the small bag that comes inside of a box of macaroni and cheese! Imagine the unsuspecting person’s face when he takes a drink of cheesy juice! Make sure you are in the room so you can see the disgustedly shocked face!

Another harmless prank is to buy a harmonica if you don’t already have one. Try to find a cheap one. You may even check a thrift store to see if one is available. Next use Duct Tape to tape the harmonica onto your parent’s vehicle grill. When your parent starts to pick up speed while driving, he or she will hear the lovely sound of the harmonica! Try to keep a straight face!

If your friend is 18 years old or older put him on a dating website! Your friend will wonder why he keeps getting all of these e-mails from hotties. Heck, who knows, you may even find the “right” one for him!

Got a party to go to where you need to buy a gift? Nothing says, “I love you” more than a stinky candle! The Urinal Mints Candle is an awesome gift. It’s funny just by its name let alone the picture on the front of the candle. Can you imagine the gift recipient placing the candle in his/her living room? The funny candle will seem stinky at first but lo and behold, simply take the smelly disc off and it will have the scent of Wango, Tango, Mango.

Another gift choice is the Dutch Oven Candle. No one likes the prank of the Dutch Oven given to them, but a candle will do! This fun candle smells like Marvelous Mint which is much more refreshing than a fart!

We even offer t-shirts with our candles on. Feel free to give a t-shirt and a candle to your friend or family member! Share the love when you purchase from us as half of your money goes to help animal shelters. Check out our candles now!

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The Gift of Insults

There are many ways you can insult someone. One way is to write a sarcastic card along with a gross candle. You may choose from several different candles. The Dutch Oven Candle is funny. Have you or your significant other ever farted in bed and pulled the covers over the other person’s head? That would be the Dutch Oven!

Maybe you want to prank your grandma. The perfect gift is the Grandma’s Fart Candle. Once gram takes the smelly disc off of the candle she can enjoy a lovely fragrance. Every time she burns her candle she will think of her favorite grandchild. (Wink, wink.)

Give your best friend the Dog Vomit Candle just because you can! After all, “We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.”~Evelyn Waugh

Is one of your best friends getting married? Give the happy couple two of our stank candles. Get the Cheap Hoar Candle for the groom and the Smell My Nuts Candle for the bride. Surely you’ll be the talk of the crowd at the gift opening gathering! Make sure you enclose a note sharing that half of the proceeds you spent went to help animal shelters.

“Every time my friend succeeds, I die a little.” ~Gore Vidal You can’t help but get that twinge when a friend succeeds. You’re torn between being happy for him versus yourself being stuck in a rut. One way to congratulate your friend is with a Pull My Finger Candle. Your friend will get a congratulatory gift from you and you will get the satisfaction of being a little snarky. If you can’t offend your good friend, who can you?

The best part about these stinky candles is that half of the money goes to help animal shelters. That means the more you spend the more you are helping animals. This is the gift that keeps on giving. So continue insulting your friends and family because you probably like animals better anyways. Just kidding! But you will have the warm satisfaction of knowing you are helping and saving animals with your gift. Check out our gross candles and enjoy the convenience of online shopping. 

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Dog Pranks!

You love playing with your dog. A fun dog prank is to play hide-and-go-seek with your dog. You and your significant other can do this together. One of you sit by the dog while the other one hides. Once the other person is done hiding ask your dog where he or she is. Whatever you call each other is what you should tell your dog. For example, if you and your husband call each other mom and dad, in an excited voice ask the dog, “Where is dad?”

Watch your dog search your house for the hidden family member! It’s hilarious and fun to bond together. You may want to give your dog a bone or a treat as a reward for finding you. Whatever prank you do on your dog, make sure it is not a mean prank. You don’t want to end up making your dog fear you and become untrusting and mean to you and other people.

Do a few dog pranks on your friends, family and co-workers! Buy them a Yank Me Candle. These candles are fun and stink at first! Once you take the disc out of the candle, there will be a lovely scent to fill your gift recipient’s home.

Our Dog Vomit Candle is always a pleaser. Your gift recipient will think you are crazy when he or she opens up this gift and sees the picture on the candle! Thankfully the candle scent is Magical Mimosa.

If you own a dog surely you've seen it scoot its butt across your carpeting. That’s why the Skid Marks Candle makes a great gift! Don’t worry, the real scent to this funny candle is Gardenia Garden.

We also offer a variety of funny t-shirts. Check them out and wear them with pride! People may ask you where you bought your cool t-shirt. Let them know where and you may spread the love of helping animals as the person may purchase a t-shirt or candle from us.

All of our candles are made of soy. Buy a few soy candles and/or t-shirts and you will help animal shelters as we give half of our profit of your purchase to animal shelters!

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Roommate Pranks!

We have amazing candles that are hilarious! Include one or more of our candles in your pranks whether it be a gift or just for the helluvit.

Do you have a roommate that drives you nuts? Do you wish he or she would just move out already? Well, then let the pranking begin!

If you are really mad you could put some hair removal in his/her shampoo bottle. If the person uses conditioner you may choose to put the hair removal in this bottle as most people leave it in their hair longer. Now with this prank you may want to sleep with one eye open as your roomie will probably try to pay you back. (Disclaimer - We would not suggest this prank due to legal actions that may occur due to the results and due to the potential of eye injuries.)  

A fun prank is to freak out the person with their toothbrush. The night before soak the toothbrush in super sour candy such as Warheads, Sour Gummy’s, etc. When the sleepy-eyed person goes to brush his or her teeth they will be in for a shocking awakening! Make sure you are up before them so you can catch it on video!  

Is your jerky roommate eating all of your food and not contributing to the refrigerator? Pull out the hot sauce!  Take a needle and inject hot sauce into the food that the bum keeps on eating! One or two times of this prank and he or she is sure to buy their own food!

Another funny one is while your roomie is sleeping, take some honey or pancake syrup and gently drizzle on their face. The roomie will smear it all over their face with their hand and maybe even turn sideways on the pillow and get the sticky mess all over their hair! Do this on his or her bed so that you keep the rest of the house you inhabit clean!

Have fun getting rid of your roommate by torturing them with one or more of these pranks. Check out our funny candles and help save animals while you are at it. How? With every purchase you make half of the money will go to animal shelters. Heck, get some candles, adopt a dog and ditch the roommate all together!  LOL!  

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The Meaning of Our Candles

Where did each of the quotes or famous words originate that we have on our fun candles? Below is a list of each candle we offer at this time:

How old were you when someone asked you to “pull my finger?” My friend said she was twelve years old when her uncle asked her to pull her finger. The trick did not work. Did it ever work for you? This saying has been around at least since before 1959 as it was in the film “Good Morning.”

Skid Marks is any solid against which moves against another and leaves a mark. A skid mark can be on the road left by a tire. Of course, we are not talking about this type of skid mark with our candle!

Our Dog Vomit candle is self-explanatory. If you own a dog, you know how disgusting a sick dog can be. We feel sorry for our best friend but the vomit is enough to make us sick, too!

What can we say about the Old Man’s Balls candle? Saggy, wrinkly and simply not a pretty picture. The mental image when one opens this candle gift is priceless!

Pete’s Feet can be smelly but we can think of worse!  The candle smells like a stanky arse but since Pete and feet rhyme, the candle is named after Pete’s feet.

Smell My Nuts candle is a funny candle that will make your imagination run wild! Thankfully the picture on the candle is that of edible nuts.

Then we have Grandma’s Fart. If your gram is still alive you know that she can simply get up from a chair and a toot will slip right out! Gram can walk and let out a long symphony tune that you think will never end!

Got mud on your butt also, known as poop in your pants? Then the Mudd Butt candle is for you or that friend that has drunken poo accidents.

The Urinal Mints candle is an ode to men’s public bathrooms. That strong smelling mint stuck in the urinal so that the bathroom will smell like minty pee.

The Cheap Hoar candle. We all know of one. You know that friend that seems to have one too many one night stands.

Dutch Oven history is thought to be that of “a bad smell.” We know when we are in bed and our partner farts and pulls the cover over our head, that is one bad smell!

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You Can Help Shelter Animals!

Animal Shelter Wikipedia

Millions of animals are sent to shelters every year. Sadly about half of them will never get out as they will be put down. You can help shelter animals! Everyone buys gifts. With every candle you purchase from our store, half of the money will go to save animals! Think birthdays, Christmas, graduations, Easter, hostess gifts, etc.

Who doesn't love a candle? We offer hilarious candles with a removable disk that has an atrocious odor. Simply take the disk out (the joke part of it!) and the recipient can enjoy a wonderfully scented candle that is ready to be burned.

Buy gifts for everyone and save money when you purchase theDirty Dozen. You will get twelve funny candles, a free t-shirt and free shipping! Talk about a great deal! Your friends, family and co-workers will be proud to know that their gift helps animals as well. You may include a card with your gift that states this so your gift recipients know. Who knows, you may spread the love. When you give one of these awesome candles as a gift the person may decide to buy these animal saving candles and so on! You are their voice as dogs, cats, rabbits, etc., cannot speak up for themselves. We can make the world a better place one person and at a time.

Stock up on our candles, help animals, and get free shipping with your $50+ order! Check them out at YankMeCandle.com.

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