How old were you when someone asked you to “pull my finger?”
My friend said she was twelve years old when her uncle asked her to pull her finger.
The trick did not work. Did it ever work for you? This saying has been around
at least since before 1959 as it was in the film “Good Morning.”
Skid Marks is any solid against which moves against another
and leaves a mark. A skid mark can be on the road left by a tire. Of course, we
are not talking about this type of skid mark with our candle!
Our Dog Vomit candle is self-explanatory. If you own a dog,
you know how disgusting a sick dog can be. We feel sorry for our best friend
but the vomit is enough to make us sick, too!
What can we say about the Old Man’s Balls candle? Saggy,
wrinkly and simply not a pretty picture. The mental image when one opens this
candle gift is priceless!
Pete’s Feet can be smelly but we can think of worse! The
candle smells like a stanky arse but since Pete and feet rhyme, the candle is
named after Pete’s feet.
Smell My Nuts candle is a funny candle that will make your
imagination run wild! Thankfully the picture on the candle is that of edible
nuts.
Then we have Grandma’s Fart. If your gram is still alive you
know that she can simply get up from a chair and a toot will slip right out!
Gram can walk and let out a long symphony tune that you think will never end!
Got mud on your butt also, known as poop in your pants? Then
the Mudd Butt candle is for you or that friend that has drunken poo accidents.
The Urinal Mints candle is an ode to men’s public bathrooms.
That strong smelling mint stuck in the urinal so that the bathroom will smell
like minty pee.
The Cheap Hoar candle. We all know of one. You know that
friend that seems to have one too many one night stands.
Dutch Oven history is thought to be that of “a bad smell.”
We know when we are in bed and our partner farts and pulls the cover over our
head, that is one bad smell!
Share a laugh with another and gift them with a Yank Me Candle today!
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