Food Pranks & Candles

There are plenty of food pranks you can play on your friends, co-workers and family. Make sure you don’t pull any food pranks that are poisonous or dangerous as you don’t want a lawsuit! When pulling these pranks, make sure you are right there so the person(s) know you did them. Otherwise, you may get into trouble if the person reports it. You can always make up the prank to the person who was tricked by giving them a stinky candle.

The first food prank is to make grilled cheese sandwiches. These sandwiches won’t be any ordinary food, but you will use pound cake and frosting to complete the lunch! Bake the pound cake and slice to look like bread. Next use cream cheese frosting and add orange food coloring. To make orange food coloring simply blend yellow and red, stir.

Buy doughnuts that look like Crispy Creams or a delicious looking chocolate doughnut. Next fill the doughnuts with mayonnaise! Imagine the look on people’s faces when they bite into them. Make sure no one has an egg allergy or any other type of food allergy as you don’t want to send anyone to the emergency room!

Fill hot dogs with frosting or some other concoction.  Take green olives and fill with a hot sauce.

Lastly buy Oreo cookies and fill them with toothpaste! Have your camera ready when you see each person’s reaction at the minty flavor!

Did you make anyone angry? Before he or she has a chance to get you back, kindly give the person the gift of a candle. Not just any candle, but a funny candle! You can give the person a Skid Marks Candle. He or she will probably give you a dirty look when the candle is opened. Have no fear! Once the stinky disc is taken off of the candle, there will be a real lovely scent the person can enjoy. You will redeem yourself as the ultimate pranker, yet kind.

We have many candles and fun t-shirts to offer. Get to pranking and check out our amazing candles!

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Pulling Pranks!

If you love pulling pranks then this is the blog for you! Fun pranks to pull and candles to order. To pull a prank on your brothers and sisters you can kindly pretend you are making a jug of orange juice. The secret ingredient is not the orange juice. You will use the small bag that comes inside of a box of macaroni and cheese! Imagine the unsuspecting person’s face when he takes a drink of cheesy juice! Make sure you are in the room so you can see the disgustedly shocked face!

Another harmless prank is to buy a harmonica if you don’t already have one. Try to find a cheap one. You may even check a thrift store to see if one is available. Next use Duct Tape to tape the harmonica onto your parent’s vehicle grill. When your parent starts to pick up speed while driving, he or she will hear the lovely sound of the harmonica! Try to keep a straight face!

If your friend is 18 years old or older put him on a dating website! Your friend will wonder why he keeps getting all of these e-mails from hotties. Heck, who knows, you may even find the “right” one for him!

Got a party to go to where you need to buy a gift? Nothing says, “I love you” more than a stinky candle! The Urinal Mints Candle is an awesome gift. It’s funny just by its name let alone the picture on the front of the candle. Can you imagine the gift recipient placing the candle in his/her living room? The funny candle will seem stinky at first but lo and behold, simply take the smelly disc off and it will have the scent of Wango, Tango, Mango.

Another gift choice is the Dutch Oven Candle. No one likes the prank of the Dutch Oven given to them, but a candle will do! This fun candle smells like Marvelous Mint which is much more refreshing than a fart!

We even offer t-shirts with our candles on. Feel free to give a t-shirt and a candle to your friend or family member! Share the love when you purchase from us as half of your money goes to help animal shelters. Check out our candles now!

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Funny Kids

Kids are simply honest in what they say. Many times you get an honest answer, a really honest answer. (You will find an honest answer with our candles, too!)

For instance, if you ask a young lady around the age of six who she wants to date when old enough, she will most likely tell you her father. Give her the opportunity to choose two more men that are not family. The young lady may choose a man from her favorite TV show, movie, band or a classmate. Next ask the six year old if she plans on getting married one day. She may reply, “I will have to dump him.” Ask her why she has to dump her father? Surely she would reply “because I have to move onto my second choice!”

Kids grow up and the free speech turns more guarded. Young adults to adults do not want to hurt others’ feelings by being brutally honest. As we grow up we lose that and gain a filter. Well, most people do!

Just because we have to be more respectful and proper does not mean we should stop having fun! We can tell jokes, do pranks and buy gag gifts at the appropriate time.

You can lighten up any party with a Urinal Mints Candle. That is right, a stinky candle that will have everyone laughing. You can share with the gift recipient that the stinky disc on the candle does come off. Now the Urinal Mint Candle is ready to burn a lovely fragrance.

The Pete’s Feet Candle is another perfect gag gift. This candle is right on target for a young man going through puberty all of the way up to 80 years old! We all have at least one smelly relative or friend!

You may also buy a t-shirt or package deal that includes our snarky candles. Every time you buy one of our silly candles and/or t-shirts you are helping animal shelters. How you ask? Because we give 50% of your purchase to animal shelters. Not only are you purchasing a gift but you are kindly showing you care for animals in desperate need.

Just because you’ve grown up from a funny little kid to an adult doesn’t mean you have to stop having fun! 

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Give the Gift of Laughter

As they say, “laughter is the best medicine.” You can cheer up a friend or family member going through a difficult time by giving the gift of a funny candle. You will take his/her mind off of the problem that is distracting their lives and make them smile.

Give the gift of Grandma’s Fart candle to your friend. He or she will laugh especially if their grandma has a flatulence problem! Once the laughter is done, your friend will enjoy the sweet smell of Peaches and Cream. Another toot smelling candle is our Pull My Finger candle. It is ironic that the smell of this candle is Spring Flowers. Take a deep breath and relax. We can’t forget the Dutch Oven candle. This candle represents one that farts, takes the blankets and puts them over your head so you can’t escape the horrific smell! The true scent to this funny candle is Marvelous Mint.

Does your friend have a dog that seems to puke all Dog Vomit candle.  When your friend’s dog pukes again, he/she can light the candle and cover up the bad puke smell with the smell of Magical Mimosa. Ah, a much better fragrance indeed.
of the time? Maybe the dog likes to inhale his food or things he should not be eating and boom! If so, your friend will get a kick out of our

If your friend has a sultry past perhaps the Cheap Hoarcandle will bring up a lot of giggles. Who would have thought that a cheap hoar smells like Berry Berry Strawberry?

Another hilarious candle is our Smell My Nuts candle. To top it off it smells like Nutty Coconut! Sure to get loads of laughs from your friend.

Another option is one of our great t-shirts! People will laugh when your friend wears the t-shirt with some of our fun sayings on it. You can even buy one of our special packages and get a free t-shirt with our candles along with free shipping! You will save money and help animal shelters when you purchase our products. We donate half of every purchase to animal shelters to help our furry friends deep in need. Our gifts keep on giving! To check out all of our candles and t-shirts please visit Yank Me Candles.

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Roommate Pranks!

We have amazing candles that are hilarious! Include one or more of our candles in your pranks whether it be a gift or just for the helluvit.

Do you have a roommate that drives you nuts? Do you wish he or she would just move out already? Well, then let the pranking begin!

If you are really mad you could put some hair removal in his/her shampoo bottle. If the person uses conditioner you may choose to put the hair removal in this bottle as most people leave it in their hair longer. Now with this prank you may want to sleep with one eye open as your roomie will probably try to pay you back. (Disclaimer - We would not suggest this prank due to legal actions that may occur due to the results and due to the potential of eye injuries.)  

A fun prank is to freak out the person with their toothbrush. The night before soak the toothbrush in super sour candy such as Warheads, Sour Gummy’s, etc. When the sleepy-eyed person goes to brush his or her teeth they will be in for a shocking awakening! Make sure you are up before them so you can catch it on video!  

Is your jerky roommate eating all of your food and not contributing to the refrigerator? Pull out the hot sauce!  Take a needle and inject hot sauce into the food that the bum keeps on eating! One or two times of this prank and he or she is sure to buy their own food!

Another funny one is while your roomie is sleeping, take some honey or pancake syrup and gently drizzle on their face. The roomie will smear it all over their face with their hand and maybe even turn sideways on the pillow and get the sticky mess all over their hair! Do this on his or her bed so that you keep the rest of the house you inhabit clean!

Have fun getting rid of your roommate by torturing them with one or more of these pranks. Check out our funny candles and help save animals while you are at it. How? With every purchase you make half of the money will go to animal shelters. Heck, get some candles, adopt a dog and ditch the roommate all together!  LOL!  

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The Meaning of Our Candles

Where did each of the quotes or famous words originate that we have on our fun candles? Below is a list of each candle we offer at this time:

How old were you when someone asked you to “pull my finger?” My friend said she was twelve years old when her uncle asked her to pull her finger. The trick did not work. Did it ever work for you? This saying has been around at least since before 1959 as it was in the film “Good Morning.”

Skid Marks is any solid against which moves against another and leaves a mark. A skid mark can be on the road left by a tire. Of course, we are not talking about this type of skid mark with our candle!

Our Dog Vomit candle is self-explanatory. If you own a dog, you know how disgusting a sick dog can be. We feel sorry for our best friend but the vomit is enough to make us sick, too!

What can we say about the Old Man’s Balls candle? Saggy, wrinkly and simply not a pretty picture. The mental image when one opens this candle gift is priceless!

Pete’s Feet can be smelly but we can think of worse!  The candle smells like a stanky arse but since Pete and feet rhyme, the candle is named after Pete’s feet.

Smell My Nuts candle is a funny candle that will make your imagination run wild! Thankfully the picture on the candle is that of edible nuts.

Then we have Grandma’s Fart. If your gram is still alive you know that she can simply get up from a chair and a toot will slip right out! Gram can walk and let out a long symphony tune that you think will never end!

Got mud on your butt also, known as poop in your pants? Then the Mudd Butt candle is for you or that friend that has drunken poo accidents.

The Urinal Mints candle is an ode to men’s public bathrooms. That strong smelling mint stuck in the urinal so that the bathroom will smell like minty pee.

The Cheap Hoar candle. We all know of one. You know that friend that seems to have one too many one night stands.

Dutch Oven history is thought to be that of “a bad smell.” We know when we are in bed and our partner farts and pulls the cover over our head, that is one bad smell!

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You Can Help Shelter Animals!

Animal Shelter Wikipedia

Millions of animals are sent to shelters every year. Sadly about half of them will never get out as they will be put down. You can help shelter animals! Everyone buys gifts. With every candle you purchase from our store, half of the money will go to save animals! Think birthdays, Christmas, graduations, Easter, hostess gifts, etc.

Who doesn't love a candle? We offer hilarious candles with a removable disk that has an atrocious odor. Simply take the disk out (the joke part of it!) and the recipient can enjoy a wonderfully scented candle that is ready to be burned.

Buy gifts for everyone and save money when you purchase theDirty Dozen. You will get twelve funny candles, a free t-shirt and free shipping! Talk about a great deal! Your friends, family and co-workers will be proud to know that their gift helps animals as well. You may include a card with your gift that states this so your gift recipients know. Who knows, you may spread the love. When you give one of these awesome candles as a gift the person may decide to buy these animal saving candles and so on! You are their voice as dogs, cats, rabbits, etc., cannot speak up for themselves. We can make the world a better place one person and at a time.

Stock up on our candles, help animals, and get free shipping with your $50+ order! Check them out at YankMeCandle.com.

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