The Meaning of Our Candles

Where did each of the quotes or famous words originate that we have on our fun candles? Below is a list of each candle we offer at this time:

How old were you when someone asked you to “pull my finger?” My friend said she was twelve years old when her uncle asked her to pull her finger. The trick did not work. Did it ever work for you? This saying has been around at least since before 1959 as it was in the film “Good Morning.”

Skid Marks is any solid against which moves against another and leaves a mark. A skid mark can be on the road left by a tire. Of course, we are not talking about this type of skid mark with our candle!

Our Dog Vomit candle is self-explanatory. If you own a dog, you know how disgusting a sick dog can be. We feel sorry for our best friend but the vomit is enough to make us sick, too!

What can we say about the Old Man’s Balls candle? Saggy, wrinkly and simply not a pretty picture. The mental image when one opens this candle gift is priceless!

Pete’s Feet can be smelly but we can think of worse!  The candle smells like a stanky arse but since Pete and feet rhyme, the candle is named after Pete’s feet.

Smell My Nuts candle is a funny candle that will make your imagination run wild! Thankfully the picture on the candle is that of edible nuts.

Then we have Grandma’s Fart. If your gram is still alive you know that she can simply get up from a chair and a toot will slip right out! Gram can walk and let out a long symphony tune that you think will never end!

Got mud on your butt also, known as poop in your pants? Then the Mudd Butt candle is for you or that friend that has drunken poo accidents.

The Urinal Mints candle is an ode to men’s public bathrooms. That strong smelling mint stuck in the urinal so that the bathroom will smell like minty pee.

The Cheap Hoar candle. We all know of one. You know that friend that seems to have one too many one night stands.

Dutch Oven history is thought to be that of “a bad smell.” We know when we are in bed and our partner farts and pulls the cover over our head, that is one bad smell!

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Father’s Day Candle Gifts

Father’s Day is SUNDAY JUNE 15th!!!  Have you bought your dad a gift yet? Hopefully the gift is not another tie to add to dad’s collection! Give dad something different this year. A funny candle that will smell horrific when first opened. There are hilarious candles to choose from. From the Mudd Butt candle to the Smell My Nuts Candle to the Grandma’s Fartcandle! Each candle has its own fresh smelling scent that dad will enjoy when he unwinds for the evening.

Not only will dad love his funny candle due to the fact that it’s a great gift, but it also helps animal shelters! We donate half of the proceeds when you purchase from us. If you spend over $50 you will get free shipping.

You can even decide to pull a prank on dad for Father’s Day. Show dad how much you love him by setting up a load of pranks and spending time with him (even if it is you laughing as you watch him fall victim to all of your pranks). Start with the kitchen. Take some clear tape and tape the handle to the sink sprayer. When dad goes to use it, he will get really wet! You may have to ask dad for a glass of water so he uses the sink. Then watch the sprinkler water fly! Don’t be surprised if dad aims it at you to get you back!

To attempt another kitchen prank, set this up a day ahead of time: Put plastic bugs or real dead bugs in the ice tray. When dad goes to have a refreshing drink with ice, he will not like what he sees! Even better, with breakfast or lunch, offer to get dad his food and beverage.

In the bathroom set up the medicine cabinet with a bag or two full of marbles. When dad goes to shave and brush his teeth he will literally lose his marbles! You may want to have your video camera or photograph camera ready to capture these fine moments.

Get your dad something fun and useful this Father’s Day with http://www.yankmecandle.com. 

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You Can Help Shelter Animals!

Animal Shelter Wikipedia

Millions of animals are sent to shelters every year. Sadly about half of them will never get out as they will be put down. You can help shelter animals! Everyone buys gifts. With every candle you purchase from our store, half of the money will go to save animals! Think birthdays, Christmas, graduations, Easter, hostess gifts, etc.

Who doesn't love a candle? We offer hilarious candles with a removable disk that has an atrocious odor. Simply take the disk out (the joke part of it!) and the recipient can enjoy a wonderfully scented candle that is ready to be burned.

Buy gifts for everyone and save money when you purchase theDirty Dozen. You will get twelve funny candles, a free t-shirt and free shipping! Talk about a great deal! Your friends, family and co-workers will be proud to know that their gift helps animals as well. You may include a card with your gift that states this so your gift recipients know. Who knows, you may spread the love. When you give one of these awesome candles as a gift the person may decide to buy these animal saving candles and so on! You are their voice as dogs, cats, rabbits, etc., cannot speak up for themselves. We can make the world a better place one person and at a time.

Stock up on our candles, help animals, and get free shipping with your $50+ order! Check them out at YankMeCandle.com.

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Free Stuff + Fun Stuff + Useful Gag Gift = Priceless!!

Here at Yank Me Candle we have a couple great promotions going on where you could score big!
Let's jump in to the meat of it all!

Promotion One:

Secretly stashed in one of our candles is an amazing Blue Topaz Diamond Ring pictured to the left. Watch the video below or here to find out more as Rick - owner and founder of Yank Me Candle tells you all about what you will get:   http://youtu.be/NoODnObRGrM
Inside one of the candles already in our warehouse is one Blue Topaz and Diamond Ring that retails at $999.00!!!

More about the Free Blue Topaz and Diamond Ring! 

* 14 karat white gold* 2 carat trillion cut Blue Topaz,VS* 15 points solitaire Diamonds SI1* Retail value $999
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Now if that isn't enough to get you to click the BUY NOW button over at Yank Me Candle maybe this will add a little more urgency to your purchase!

Promotion Two:  

See those gorgeous earrings to the right? Yep, those!  For the next 10 people who purchase the Dirty Dozen will not only get 12 great candles but also this beautiful Earring Set for free along with a free Yank Me Candles Tee-Shirt and Free Shipping!! Watch the video below or here http://youtu.be/No24MYsmUw4 to find out how you can own all this!  

More about the Silver Earrings:

* 925 Sterling Silver

* Two 30 point solitaire cubic zirconia faceted stones per pair

* French hook

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Useful Prank Graduation Gift Ideas to go with the Cash

Happy Graduation Day to your favorite graduate! Every graduate loves the gift of money. You can give him or her money along with a gag gift to remember. Get the young adult a candle that he or she will never forget.

Give the gift of a Mudd Butt candle. “Mudd on your butt…poop in your pants…same difference.” This gag gift candle really smells like Morning Brewed Coffee. Great for the graduate that likes mudding, coffee, animals and funny jokes.

Another candle option is the Pull My Finger. We all love this joke from ages five to one hundred and five. Don’t worry this candle does not smell like gas, the actual smell is Spring Flowers. Ironic, isn’t it?

Pete’s Feet would make a perfect graduation gift along with some cash. This candle says it “really smells like Pete’s ass but it rhymes better with Pete’s feet.”  The scent to this fun gift is Heavenly Holly.

Are you a grandmother that likes to prank your loved ones? Get your grandchild the Grandma’s Fart candle. Sure to crack everyone up at the party! You will be known as the cool grandma when your grandchild opens up this fun gift. This candle smells like Peaches and Cream because grandma is “just peachy.”

Does the gift recipient have a best friend that is a dog? Get him or her the Dog Vomit candle. Sure to make one gag when first opening it. Thankfully when burned this soy candle smells like Magical Mimosa.

We can’t forget the Skid Marks candle. Yep, this is just what your mind thinks it is supposed to be although the visual on the candle is better than the one in your mind. This lovely candle smells like Gardenia Garden.

Each one of the candles comes with a disc that smells horrific. Simply take out the disc and the candle can be burnt to bring out the lovely smell it comes with. When you give the gift of these candles you will spread the love by half of your purchase going to animal shelters! This is a gift that goes a long way! Start spreading the love now with Yank Me Candle. 

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