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Smelly Party Theme

Throw a fun and original party instead of boring old party. First invite your friends with an invitation made out of toilet paper! You may want to substitute paper towel to write on with a brown marker. Save toilet paper rolls and glue the paper towel onto the roll. Or if you are computer savvy you can simply create an e-mail that looks like toilet paper and use the brown font to type out the invitations.

Next, tell your friends and family that there will be a door prize. Purchase one of our t-shirts with our funny candles on it. You can save money and purchase one of our package deals. You will get multiple candles and a free t-shirt! Choose from purchasing three candles, six candles or twelve candles. If you decide on the six or twelve candles package deal you not only get a free t-shirt but you also qualify for free shipping!

You can buy or make a cake with a smelly theme. Of course have the cake taste good but it can look disgusting! You may decide to have a cake in the shape of a urinal which goes with our Urinal Mint Candle. You may decide to make a cake with a bed and the covers over a person which is like our Dutch Oven Candle. Make a white frosted sheet cake with brown skid marks which will go perfect with our Skid Marks Candle. Add ice cream to go with your cake. You can add food coloring to make the ice cream yellow. Or perhaps yellow and brown whip cream!

Play games such as pin the poop on the toilet! The winner can receive one of our great candles! You may decide to wrap each candle up as a gift or let the game winner choose the candle of his or her choice.

Your fun and unique smelly party will also help animal shelters. When you purchase products from us, we donate half of your money to help needy animals! Check out Yank Me Candle today and get started on planning your next party! 

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Food Pranks & Candles

There are plenty of food pranks you can play on your friends, co-workers and family. Make sure you don’t pull any food pranks that are poisonous or dangerous as you don’t want a lawsuit! When pulling these pranks, make sure you are right there so the person(s) know you did them. Otherwise, you may get into trouble if the person reports it. You can always make up the prank to the person who was tricked by giving them a stinky candle.

The first food prank is to make grilled cheese sandwiches. These sandwiches won’t be any ordinary food, but you will use pound cake and frosting to complete the lunch! Bake the pound cake and slice to look like bread. Next use cream cheese frosting and add orange food coloring. To make orange food coloring simply blend yellow and red, stir.

Buy doughnuts that look like Crispy Creams or a delicious looking chocolate doughnut. Next fill the doughnuts with mayonnaise! Imagine the look on people’s faces when they bite into them. Make sure no one has an egg allergy or any other type of food allergy as you don’t want to send anyone to the emergency room!

Fill hot dogs with frosting or some other concoction.  Take green olives and fill with a hot sauce.

Lastly buy Oreo cookies and fill them with toothpaste! Have your camera ready when you see each person’s reaction at the minty flavor!

Did you make anyone angry? Before he or she has a chance to get you back, kindly give the person the gift of a candle. Not just any candle, but a funny candle! You can give the person a Skid Marks Candle. He or she will probably give you a dirty look when the candle is opened. Have no fear! Once the stinky disc is taken off of the candle, there will be a real lovely scent the person can enjoy. You will redeem yourself as the ultimate pranker, yet kind.

We have many candles and fun t-shirts to offer. Get to pranking and check out our amazing candles!

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Pulling Pranks!

If you love pulling pranks then this is the blog for you! Fun pranks to pull and candles to order. To pull a prank on your brothers and sisters you can kindly pretend you are making a jug of orange juice. The secret ingredient is not the orange juice. You will use the small bag that comes inside of a box of macaroni and cheese! Imagine the unsuspecting person’s face when he takes a drink of cheesy juice! Make sure you are in the room so you can see the disgustedly shocked face!

Another harmless prank is to buy a harmonica if you don’t already have one. Try to find a cheap one. You may even check a thrift store to see if one is available. Next use Duct Tape to tape the harmonica onto your parent’s vehicle grill. When your parent starts to pick up speed while driving, he or she will hear the lovely sound of the harmonica! Try to keep a straight face!

If your friend is 18 years old or older put him on a dating website! Your friend will wonder why he keeps getting all of these e-mails from hotties. Heck, who knows, you may even find the “right” one for him!

Got a party to go to where you need to buy a gift? Nothing says, “I love you” more than a stinky candle! The Urinal Mints Candle is an awesome gift. It’s funny just by its name let alone the picture on the front of the candle. Can you imagine the gift recipient placing the candle in his/her living room? The funny candle will seem stinky at first but lo and behold, simply take the smelly disc off and it will have the scent of Wango, Tango, Mango.

Another gift choice is the Dutch Oven Candle. No one likes the prank of the Dutch Oven given to them, but a candle will do! This fun candle smells like Marvelous Mint which is much more refreshing than a fart!

We even offer t-shirts with our candles on. Feel free to give a t-shirt and a candle to your friend or family member! Share the love when you purchase from us as half of your money goes to help animal shelters. Check out our candles now!

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Funny Kids

Kids are simply honest in what they say. Many times you get an honest answer, a really honest answer. (You will find an honest answer with our candles, too!)

For instance, if you ask a young lady around the age of six who she wants to date when old enough, she will most likely tell you her father. Give her the opportunity to choose two more men that are not family. The young lady may choose a man from her favorite TV show, movie, band or a classmate. Next ask the six year old if she plans on getting married one day. She may reply, “I will have to dump him.” Ask her why she has to dump her father? Surely she would reply “because I have to move onto my second choice!”

Kids grow up and the free speech turns more guarded. Young adults to adults do not want to hurt others’ feelings by being brutally honest. As we grow up we lose that and gain a filter. Well, most people do!

Just because we have to be more respectful and proper does not mean we should stop having fun! We can tell jokes, do pranks and buy gag gifts at the appropriate time.

You can lighten up any party with a Urinal Mints Candle. That is right, a stinky candle that will have everyone laughing. You can share with the gift recipient that the stinky disc on the candle does come off. Now the Urinal Mint Candle is ready to burn a lovely fragrance.

The Pete’s Feet Candle is another perfect gag gift. This candle is right on target for a young man going through puberty all of the way up to 80 years old! We all have at least one smelly relative or friend!

You may also buy a t-shirt or package deal that includes our snarky candles. Every time you buy one of our silly candles and/or t-shirts you are helping animal shelters. How you ask? Because we give 50% of your purchase to animal shelters. Not only are you purchasing a gift but you are kindly showing you care for animals in desperate need.

Just because you’ve grown up from a funny little kid to an adult doesn’t mean you have to stop having fun! 

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The Gift of Insults

There are many ways you can insult someone. One way is to write a sarcastic card along with a gross candle. You may choose from several different candles. The Dutch Oven Candle is funny. Have you or your significant other ever farted in bed and pulled the covers over the other person’s head? That would be the Dutch Oven!

Maybe you want to prank your grandma. The perfect gift is the Grandma’s Fart Candle. Once gram takes the smelly disc off of the candle she can enjoy a lovely fragrance. Every time she burns her candle she will think of her favorite grandchild. (Wink, wink.)

Give your best friend the Dog Vomit Candle just because you can! After all, “We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.”~Evelyn Waugh

Is one of your best friends getting married? Give the happy couple two of our stank candles. Get the Cheap Hoar Candle for the groom and the Smell My Nuts Candle for the bride. Surely you’ll be the talk of the crowd at the gift opening gathering! Make sure you enclose a note sharing that half of the proceeds you spent went to help animal shelters.

“Every time my friend succeeds, I die a little.” ~Gore Vidal You can’t help but get that twinge when a friend succeeds. You’re torn between being happy for him versus yourself being stuck in a rut. One way to congratulate your friend is with a Pull My Finger Candle. Your friend will get a congratulatory gift from you and you will get the satisfaction of being a little snarky. If you can’t offend your good friend, who can you?

The best part about these stinky candles is that half of the money goes to help animal shelters. That means the more you spend the more you are helping animals. This is the gift that keeps on giving. So continue insulting your friends and family because you probably like animals better anyways. Just kidding! But you will have the warm satisfaction of knowing you are helping and saving animals with your gift. Check out our gross candles and enjoy the convenience of online shopping. 

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Bad Pranks

What’s the worst prank you’ve seen? Maybe you had a failed prank or maybe someone pulled a bad prank on you? The good news is if you buy one of our gag gift candles, it won’t be a bad prank.

One of the worst pranks is when someone buys a friend or family member a lottery ticket. The prankster makes the lottery ticket a “winner.” Next the lottery ticket is given to the unsuspecting gift recipient. He or she is extremely happy and excited! Happy thoughts rush through the winner’s mind. No more work! College funds for all of the children! A paid off mortgage! That dream vacation to Greece! And then… the sad news is broken to the lottery “winner.” Reality sets in. The person has utter devastation on his face. Who knows, that person may have lost a friend or at least need to sleep with one eye open!

Of course any type of dangerous prank can be bad. Never put yourself or others in harm’s way.

A bad prank is when you play a joke or trick on a child and you hurt their feelings. You can still play jokes and tricks on kids as most of them absolutely love it! Just use common sense so you don’t make the youngster feel insecure about himself.

Sometimes it is fun to play pranks on your dog or cat. Just make sure your pet doesn’t get hurt. Also, make sure you don’t scare your pet as you don’t want to accidently get hurt either.

Stick with safe, fun and funny pranks. Give the gag gift of a candle. You can find unique candles such as the Smell My Nuts Candle, Skid Marks Candle, Pete’s Feet Candle, and Mudd Butt Candle along with others. Match the gift recipient with the perfect candle gag gift. Each candle is made out of soy. You can rest easy as with soy candles you will keep the unhealthy toxins out of the home. At first each candle stinks as there is a sneaky stinky disc enclosed. Take the offensive disc out and each candle has its own unique scent. Check out the candle selection today! 

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Pranks at School

If you are still in high school there are some fun pranks you can pull on your friends or classmates. Once you finish playing these silly tricks check out the funny candles we have to offer. The candles make great gifts and help animal shelters as well!

One prank to play on your BFF is to write a love note. Make it as saucy, silly, or as dorky as possible. (Remember you still want your friend to like you after this prank!) Some suggestions include: tell the person how cute they are and/or to meet behind the school at 3:00 pm. Then give the love note to the person your best friend has a crush on.

To give the note to the guy or girl your friend likes, give the love note to a person nearby and ask them to please pass the note to the person. Look away so it looks like you had nothing to do with it. Spy through the corner of your eye to see if he/she reads it. Watch the expression on the person’s face. Even if the person doesn’t read it, you know they will at a later time.

If you want to, tell your friend to meet you behind the school at 3:00 pm, too. The surprise is you won’t be there they will be the only two people there! Who knows, you may have just hooked up your BFF! Or you may have completely embarrassed him/her and you won’t have a BFF that’s speaking to you for awhile if you get caught as the person that wrote the note. (Because you could say you forgot to meet him/her later that evening.)

If things don’t work out for your friend you can help make it up by purchasing a funny candle. You may choose from the Cheap Hoar Candle, Pull My Finger Candle and Dog Vomit Candle amongst others. Each candle smells horrific! Your friend can take the stinky disc out and burn the candle which truly does have a lovely fragrance. Maybe include a bottle of wine or some soda pop along with a card and the two of you can get together. Let your friend know at least he/she didn’t waste a lot of time with the person they had a crush on so they can move onto crushing on someone else. Life is too short! Laugh with jokes, get out and live it and support animal shelters when you buy one of our stanky candles! 

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Back To School Me Time

Soon the kids will be heading back to school and you’ll have more time to spend on yourself. There are plenty of ways you can relax with one of our candles.

First off, our candles are funny! You have plenty of choices to select from. Grandma’s Fart, Dog Vomit, Cheap  Hoar and Old Man’s Balls are just a few. Laughter and the feeling of well-being is one way to relax and get rid of any stress in your life.

Take a bath and burn one of our divine smelling candles. You deserve a break from life! Grab a book or simply close your eyes while you soak in your warm tub.

While you are preparing dinner enjoy the soothing smell of a candle. Take in the relaxing scent while you work to help make cooking more enjoyable. Create a romantic dinner setting with a fun candle at the center of the table. Over dinner tell each other what you love about the other person. Take turns making each other fell special. You’ll rekindle your relationship in no time.

When the kids are snuggled in bed, turn out all of the lights and burn one of our candles. Have a glass of wine. Watch TV with your significant other. Curl up with your cat. Simply be.

Write a sensual, caring love letter to your spouse. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been married six months or sixty years! It will make you feel good and relaxed. When your partner reads it he/she will feel the same.

Give a massage to your partner. Turn the lights down low or off. Light one or more candles. Put on some soft, relaxing music. Use lotion or oil to help give the best massage. Make sure you get a turn!

Now easily select one or more of our candles. Feel amazing knowing that half of your purchase will go to animal shelters! You will help make animals more comfortable as well as a loving home simply from buying candles from us. That in itself should make you happy as well as relaxed. 

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Fart Pranks To Play

If you enjoy pranking people this blog is for you! There are plenty of fart pranks to play on others. Some include nasty smells that special candles have. The Dutch Oven Candle is a perfect example of a candle that smells horrific. Once you take the stinky disc that is included off of the candle, thankfully you will have a lovely smell. This candle represents a person you sleep with that farts, pulls the covers over your head and traps you with their horrific toots.

If you are good at making the flatulent noise with your mouth you could do it in any public place. After you make the noise, quickly turn your head to the person you are with and act like they did it! Blaming others is the name of the game. You could say the person’s name with a shocked look on your face as well.

In a public restroom take a previous recording from your cell phone and play it. Make sure it sounds just terrible like you have explosive diarrhea. Surely you will get some comments while you are in the bathroom stall. Some may even ask if you are okay! You can also do this at someone’s home or even your own home when you have company.

Have fun tooting along at the mall. Make a noise like a fart. If you have some smelly perfume you could spray it in the air and act like you are covering up the smell. You are sure to get a lot of disgusted looks with this prank!

If you are really brave you can play fart pranks at a quiet library! Think of the looks you will get. People may laugh and turn red due to the fact that the library is a silent place and not a place where one usually laughs. You know that feeling when you can’t stop laughing where you are not supposed to.

Here is a hilarious video of an explosive fart!  LOL!  Share your fart pranks with us here!

Give the gift of stink with one of our unique candles. Simply toot--l-e on over to our website and purchase any one of these funny candles and more! 

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Don’t Fall Asleep Pranks!

What are some fun pranks you and your friends have pulled on each other? Maybe one friend pooped out early at a party and ended up with shaving cream on his hand. Then you tickled his forehead with your fingers or a feather. You know what happened next-- he swatted his forehead and got shaving cream all over it! This prank is always good for some hard belly laughs. You’ll find pranks and funny candles on this blog.

If your buddy fell asleep after a night of partying you know you have to give him a makeover! Grab your mom or sister’s make-up and get to work. Give him big blue eye shadow on his eyelids, big red lipstick cheeks and lips, draw some words on his arm that look like a child tried to draw tattoos on him and a nice big bow in his hair! Make sure you take pictures to post online! Try to be up in the morning before your buddy is so you can see his reaction.

While your buddy is sleeping, put your face right up close to his. Next scream. He will wake up and be totally freaked out with you in his face! Be careful as you don’t want to get punched by accident.

Other fun pranks include soy candles. You can gift your friends and family a candle that suits each person. Got a person in your life that seems to use the bathroom a lot? Give him or her the Urinal Mints Candle. Cute picture on the candle, isn’t it? This candle truly smells like Mango Tango Wango.

Does your significant other like to fart in bed and then pull the covers over your head? If so, he or she deserves our Dutch Oven Candle. At first the gift recipient will open the candle and take a smelly sniff. Once the disc is taken off the candle smells like Marvelous Mint. A much fresher smell for any home.

We cannot forget about the Cheap Hoar Candle. This candle can be for that friend that likes to flirt and do who knows what with strangers. We are just kidding. This candle has the delicious scent of Berry Berry Strawberry.

Get funny candles and t-shirts while you donate to animal shelters because half of your purchase goes to animal shelters. Thank you kindly! 

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Gym Pranks and Candle Pranks

You love to work out. You love pranks! What better way to look forward to hitting the gym hard knowing you will get to have a little fun? You may continue on your pranks with unique candles. You will find Old Man’s Balls Candle, Grandma’s Fart Candle, Dog Vomit Candle and more!

One funny gym prank is to go up to a person on a work out machine and sternly tell the person, “That’s my machine.” Don’t give up! Insist on getting the person off of the machine. Don’t be surprised if the person gives you shocked looks and tries to find a hidden camera.

Another gym prank is to take your gym towel, roll it and snap it on someone’s leg. You don’t want to smack the towel on someone’s bum because you never know if they will consider it sexual harassment. After all, you don’t want to end up being sued even though the person will find out it’s just a joke. After you snap the towel and see the person’s face you may act crazy and yell, “Your it!” Then run away.

Find an innocent victim working out on a treadmill. Look for a red “stop” button on the side of the machine. When the person is not looking, push the stop button. (Make sure the treadmills stop slowly before doing it for safety reasons. Although the machines should stop slowly so people do not fall.) Right after you push the “stop” button, zip back to your machine and work out. Do this a few times and watch the person look confused. The person may decide to switch to a new treadmill as the current machine isn't working right.

Once you are done at the gym, check out the excellent prank candles mentioned above. Each candle has a super stinky disc inside of it. When the gift recipient opens the candle, he/she will think you don’t like them! The discs do come off and each candle has a unique fragrance such as Daisy, Nutty Coconut, Spring Flowers, Heavenly Holly and more divine scents.

When you purchase one of these delightful candles you are helping animal shelters. We give half of the money you spend to the shelters. So buy up all of the candles now! You have birthdays, Christmas, anniversaries and other special occasions to give gifts. Don’t forget to buy one for yourself!

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Scaring People Pranks

The look on the person’s face when they are scared is priceless! Maybe a scream and then a laugh once the person realizes he/she has been pranked. Soon the laughter may turn to thinking about payback! Scary pranks, funny pranks and funny candle pranks all go hand in hand.

One scary prank you can play on a friend or family member is to make plans with the person. Offer to be the driver. Go to the person’s home and pick them up. Honk the horn on your vehicle. Quickly get out of your vehicle and hide behind the door or area that the person will come out of. Once your friend or family member comes out of the house, let him/her look in your vehicle and wonder where you are. When the person starts to go back into the house, jump out and scare the bejeebies out of them!

Your prank didn't end there. On the way home act like your vehicle will not start. Keep trying the ignition. Take your key out of the ignition and pop the hood. Get out of your vehicle and act like you are looking under the hood for a minute or two. Then sneak around to the passenger’s side. Bang on the window and scream! You are sure to scare the living daylights out of the person!

Here are some other great car pranks!  10 Harmless Car Pranks

There are also gifts you can gift to scare people. One amazingly scary gift is a unique candle. The Smell My Nuts candle is perfect to give. The gift recipient will be weary opening up the candle to smell the scent. You can laugh when he/she does open it as there is a smelly disc inside of the candle that’s sure to make the person wince. The disc does come off and Nutty Coconut is the delicious scent. First you scare, then the person can relax.

Old Man’s Balls is another funny candle that will have one weary of showing others the gift he/she received. This candle smells like Daisy which is just fitting!

Have fun scaring people with pranks as well as gifting them funny candles. When you play the candle prank you are actually helping animal shelters as half of the money goes to them. No joke. Check out all of the fun candles now! 

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Hilarious Jokes To Play

Whether you are known as the class clown or a lifelong prankster, these jokes are sure to be a hit! Well, at least to you! Have a grand time playing these pranks on people. You’ll find joke candles to give as gifts as well. Don’t let your pranking stop when it comes to Christmas, Halloween, birthdays, anniversaries, etc.

Do you live with someone that has an absolute sweet tooth? Maybe you are having a party. Serve caramel apples to your family member and/or guests. Not just any caramel apple but a delicious onion with caramel melted on top. Make sure you stick the wooden popsicle stick in to make it look totally real. Have your video camera or regular camera ready to capture the faces people make when they take their first bite! Evil yes, funny oh yes!

Another fun trick to play on someone or multiple people in your household with a sweet tooth is to buy a baked apple pie. Cut out a piece of the pie. Glue the box the pie came in back together. When the first person goes to open the box, he/she will find out that the pie has already been eaten! Try to spy on the person to see if he/she will still eat a piece. You never know, some people cannot control their sweet tooth.

A loud prank is to Duct tape an air horn to the door stopper that lines up with the door’s handle. You know the stopper that prevents the door from making a dent into the wall. Make sure that the top button on the horn is on top so that when the handle hits the door, the button will be pushed and the loud horn will go off. Now wait for the screams to begin! This is an exceptionally funny prank at a party as more and more people will arrive and become victims.

After playing all of these tricks on people, you may want to treat them to a funny candle as mentioned above. At first the candle appears to be another joke from the fun picture on the outside, to the name of the candle to the stinky disc on the inside. But once the disc is out, the fresh smelling candle is revealed. Not  only will the recipient enjoy a new candle, but you are also helping us help out animal shelters. How? We give half of the profit you spend to help animals. It’s time to candle shop! 

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Best Birthday Candle Gifts

If you want to give one of the best birthday gifts ever, consider a candle. Not just any candle but a unique candle. Wait until you see the person’s face when he or she opens up his unique gift!

You may choose one of the following gifts: For the dog lover you may choose the Dog Vomit Candle. If the person owns a dog he/she most likely has had this unfortunate incident happen inside of the home. Once the stinky disc is taken out of the candle, the person can enjoy the sweet smell of Magical Mimosa.

Another fabulous candle is the Pull My Finger Candle for the jokester in your life. Perhaps you have an uncle that is always asking you to pull his finger hoping that you will let out a loud case of gas.

If you have a 50^th, 60^th, or 70^th birthday party to attend, the Old Man’s Balls Candles will be a hit! The birthday boy will surely laugh and light up the candle to make sure it does not smell like old man balls.  Once lit, he will smell the aroma of daisies. Bring on the floral summertime fun!

The Skid Marks Candle says it all. The perfect gift for the person that drank too much and left skid marks on his or her underwear one evening. This is a great gift for a person that is obsessed with talking about poop. We all know one or two people like this! The scent to this funny candle is Gardenia Garden.

You can also get t-shirts with your candle(s). We even have specials that will save you money as you will earn free gifts. 

While you are at it, stock up on candle birthday gifts. When you spend $50 or more you qualify for free shipping! As you know, a penny saved is a penny earned. Save your spare money for a rainy day. Enjoy.

You are also giving a gift that keeps on giving. How? Because half of the money you spend we donate to animal shelters. Knowing that you are helping animals takes on a whole new meaning with the gift you purchased. Check the candles out now! 

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Why Soy Candles Are Better Than Paraffin Candles

Candles are wonderful to burn after you've just cleaned your house. It makes you feel peaceful and happy that your work is done. Candles also make fantastic gifts. If you purchase a lot of candles that are not made out of soy, you may want to switch after reading why soy candles are better.

You may not realize it but if you are burning and gifting paraffin candles they emit harmful vapors as they are petroleum based. Paraffin candles may also produce carcinogens. You don’t want to be the contributor of cancer to someone you love, including yourself! These candles are blended with chemicals to help release the fragrance. Definitely something you don’t want in your house. Besides being blended with chemicals for the fragrance, paraffin candles may lose most of its scent within the first time you burn it. This type of candle may not burn completely. If you spill the wax onto your carpet or get it on your clothing it is very difficult to remove. As you can see these candles are not a very good investment so you will want to stop supporting the petrochemical industry.

We offer plenty of funny soy candles for you to enjoy. Soy candles are vegetable based, totally natural and nontoxic. Soy candles burn cleaner and cooler as well as completely. The fragrance is released naturally. The fragrances are also released faster and last longer. You can feel at ease knowing you are not emitting dangerous chemicals into your house. If you spill soy candle wax onto your carpeting or get it on your clothing, it will easily come off. More great news is soy candles support the farmer!

Some of our soy candles include the Pull My Finger Candle. This funny joke has been around for decades! The true scent of this candle is Spring Flowers. Ahhhh you can almost smell the fresh scent now.

Your buddy Pete may have a smelly ass. Our candle is called Pete’s Feet as it rhymes much better. We all have that one friend or family member with feet that stink to high heaven! This candle smells like Heavenly Holly.

Keep your home healthy with soy Yank Me Candles. Share the fun and help support animal shelters with  every purchase! 

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Camping Pranks on Your Friends & Family

It’s the good ‘ol summertime; time for outdoor fun in the sun. You may be planning a camping trip with your friends and/or family. Before you go check out these fun pranks you can play on people along with funny candle gifts and t-shirts that help animal shelters!

For your first camping victim you may bring along eight alarm clocks. Set the alarm clocks for every hour on the hour. Hide each alarm clock near the prank victim. He will have to find each clock to turn off the alarm! This is quite an irritating prank so you should definitely expect payback if your victim finds out you are the prankster!

If you know the person talks in his sleep, ask him questions. You may find out some juicy gossip when you ask him questions! Beware: if this is your boyfriend you may not want to know the answers regarding other women.

If you want to really freak a person out that is sleeping, toss lightweight items at him. Once he wakes up, blast a flashlight in his eyes! Yet another somewhat mean prank that will deserve a payback.

While your buddy (at least for now) is asleep, smear melted chocolate all over his pants and sleeping bag. When he wakes up he will think he messed his pants! This is an especially great prank when the victim  has been drinking the night before.

Speaking of messy pants, check out our Grandma’s Fart Candle. You never know if she left a skid mark in her pants with the sound of that toot. We also have a Skid Mark Candle. The perfect gift for your friend or family member that you play the melted chocolate prank on while camping.

The Smell My Nuts Candle is sure to get laughter when the gift is opened. This candle truly smells like Nutty Coconut as no one wants to smell a man’s nuts no matter how much you love him.

Have a fun summer and keep on pranking! Be sure and share our funny candles and t-shirts with your friends, family and co-workers. We thank you, and more importantly, the animals at the shelter thank you.

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Dog Pranks!

You love playing with your dog. A fun dog prank is to play hide-and-go-seek with your dog. You and your significant other can do this together. One of you sit by the dog while the other one hides. Once the other person is done hiding ask your dog where he or she is. Whatever you call each other is what you should tell your dog. For example, if you and your husband call each other mom and dad, in an excited voice ask the dog, “Where is dad?”

Watch your dog search your house for the hidden family member! It’s hilarious and fun to bond together. You may want to give your dog a bone or a treat as a reward for finding you. Whatever prank you do on your dog, make sure it is not a mean prank. You don’t want to end up making your dog fear you and become untrusting and mean to you and other people.

Do a few dog pranks on your friends, family and co-workers! Buy them a Yank Me Candle. These candles are fun and stink at first! Once you take the disc out of the candle, there will be a lovely scent to fill your gift recipient’s home.

Our Dog Vomit Candle is always a pleaser. Your gift recipient will think you are crazy when he or she opens up this gift and sees the picture on the candle! Thankfully the candle scent is Magical Mimosa.

If you own a dog surely you've seen it scoot its butt across your carpeting. That’s why the Skid Marks Candle makes a great gift! Don’t worry, the real scent to this funny candle is Gardenia Garden.

We also offer a variety of funny t-shirts. Check them out and wear them with pride! People may ask you where you bought your cool t-shirt. Let them know where and you may spread the love of helping animals as the person may purchase a t-shirt or candle from us.

All of our candles are made of soy. Buy a few soy candles and/or t-shirts and you will help animal shelters as we give half of our profit of your purchase to animal shelters!

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Give the Gift of Laughter

As they say, “laughter is the best medicine.” You can cheer up a friend or family member going through a difficult time by giving the gift of a funny candle. You will take his/her mind off of the problem that is distracting their lives and make them smile.

Give the gift of Grandma’s Fart candle to your friend. He or she will laugh especially if their grandma has a flatulence problem! Once the laughter is done, your friend will enjoy the sweet smell of Peaches and Cream. Another toot smelling candle is our Pull My Finger candle. It is ironic that the smell of this candle is Spring Flowers. Take a deep breath and relax. We can’t forget the Dutch Oven candle. This candle represents one that farts, takes the blankets and puts them over your head so you can’t escape the horrific smell! The true scent to this funny candle is Marvelous Mint.

Does your friend have a dog that seems to puke all Dog Vomit candle.  When your friend’s dog pukes again, he/she can light the candle and cover up the bad puke smell with the smell of Magical Mimosa. Ah, a much better fragrance indeed.
of the time? Maybe the dog likes to inhale his food or things he should not be eating and boom! If so, your friend will get a kick out of our

If your friend has a sultry past perhaps the Cheap Hoarcandle will bring up a lot of giggles. Who would have thought that a cheap hoar smells like Berry Berry Strawberry?

Another hilarious candle is our Smell My Nuts candle. To top it off it smells like Nutty Coconut! Sure to get loads of laughs from your friend.

Another option is one of our great t-shirts! People will laugh when your friend wears the t-shirt with some of our fun sayings on it. You can even buy one of our special packages and get a free t-shirt with our candles along with free shipping! You will save money and help animal shelters when you purchase our products. We donate half of every purchase to animal shelters to help our furry friends deep in need. Our gifts keep on giving! To check out all of our candles and t-shirts please visit Yank Me Candles.

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Bachelorette Party Pranks!

PIN by Michquel Bonser

If your BFF is getting married throw her the best, craziest and fun bachelorette party ever! You can create hilarious pranks and give an awesome candle gift. Our candles are not your standard candle. Each candle is hilarious with a stinky disc that you take out and then you may burn the lovely candle.  Beings your friend is about to get to experience of lifetime of Dutch Ovens, why not start her out right with our hilariously funny Dutch Oven gag gift candle!  

Not only will your BFF get a great candle gift, but knowing that half of the money you spend purchasing the candle goes to help animal shelters will make you and her feel wonderful! You can and will make a difference.

Some hilarious and a little bit naughty but nice bachelorette party ideas we came across are:
1.  Get a white t-shirt and use a big permanent black marker and write “Suck for a Buck!“ Next, tape or hot glue colorful candy Life Savers all over it. The bride-to-be will have to wear this t-shirt to all of the bars you will be hitting. Embarrassing yes. Fun, oh yes!

2.  Add a princess tiara to your friend’s attire. You can find one at your local discount store. Your BFF is ready to go hit the town! Hopefully you and your girlfriends have chipped in to rent a limousine to cater you all around town. Not only is this classy and fun but it will keep you all safe versus drinking and driving.

3.  Once you hit the bars, make it a game to see who can get the most boxers from the guys hanging out at the bar. You may want to have a prize for the winner.

4.  While at the bar, perhaps you have a stripper lined up to surprise your friend. Out of the blue a handsome dude will come up to your friend and start dancing! Make sure you get the okay with the owner of the bar before you attempt this.

For some more funny naughty but nice ideas visit:  Naughty Bachelorette Party Games

Have a blast! Your friend will hopefully only get married once and you and all of her/your friends can live it up this night. Take a lot of photos (that are not incriminating to the bride) and make a special small scrapbook to give to your best friend as part of her wedding gift along with one or more of our fun candles!  She will cherish your friendship and these gifts forever.

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Roommate Pranks!

We have amazing candles that are hilarious! Include one or more of our candles in your pranks whether it be a gift or just for the helluvit.

Do you have a roommate that drives you nuts? Do you wish he or she would just move out already? Well, then let the pranking begin!

If you are really mad you could put some hair removal in his/her shampoo bottle. If the person uses conditioner you may choose to put the hair removal in this bottle as most people leave it in their hair longer. Now with this prank you may want to sleep with one eye open as your roomie will probably try to pay you back. (Disclaimer - We would not suggest this prank due to legal actions that may occur due to the results and due to the potential of eye injuries.)  

A fun prank is to freak out the person with their toothbrush. The night before soak the toothbrush in super sour candy such as Warheads, Sour Gummy’s, etc. When the sleepy-eyed person goes to brush his or her teeth they will be in for a shocking awakening! Make sure you are up before them so you can catch it on video!  

Is your jerky roommate eating all of your food and not contributing to the refrigerator? Pull out the hot sauce!  Take a needle and inject hot sauce into the food that the bum keeps on eating! One or two times of this prank and he or she is sure to buy their own food!

Another funny one is while your roomie is sleeping, take some honey or pancake syrup and gently drizzle on their face. The roomie will smear it all over their face with their hand and maybe even turn sideways on the pillow and get the sticky mess all over their hair! Do this on his or her bed so that you keep the rest of the house you inhabit clean!

Have fun getting rid of your roommate by torturing them with one or more of these pranks. Check out our funny candles and help save animals while you are at it. How? With every purchase you make half of the money will go to animal shelters. Heck, get some candles, adopt a dog and ditch the roommate all together!  LOL!  

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A Dog’s Fourth of July

This is a friendly reminder to keep your dogs inside over the fourth of July weekend. Dogs are extremely terrified by the loud noise of fireworks. Place your beloved dog in a room where he will be comfortable and as stress-free as possible. Maybe place a favorite blanket or stuffed animal with your dog. If your dog gets completely freaked out whenever fireworks are blasting off, you may want to consult your veterinarian for medication. If you do not want to spend the money to see a vet you may use over-the-counter Benadryl to help calm your pet. (Disclaimer:  We are not vets so please make sure to at least call your local vet and get the okay to medicate your pet with over the counter drugs first.  They will be able to give you the correct dosage based on your dog’s size and weight.)

There are weighted vests for dogs to help keep them calm as well. The vest keeps your dog feeling safe and most dogs immediately calm down. If your dog is frightened of thunderstorms the weighted vest may be an excellent investment for your situation.

Enjoy your Fourth of July picnics and family fun during the day! Your dog will love the company and attention. Make sure your dog is not getting too many treats or you will be sorry later with diarrhea and perhaps vomit all over your house.

Since you are a dog lover you may enjoy our funny Dog Vomit Candle. At first you may think PU! But take the puke smelling disc off of the unique candle and you will smell the lovely Magical Mimosa scent.

Another great dog candle is the Mudd Butt Candle. It is the same as “mud on your butt or poop in your pants.” Too funny for a gift! The gift recipient will light the candle and smell the fresh aroma of morning brewed coffee. Mmmm life doesn’t get any better than this.

Spend over $50 and you are entitled to FREE shipping! You are also helping animal shelters when you purchase from us. How? We give 50% of your sales to animal shelters. Buy your friends, family and co-workers our great candles and help precious animals in animal shelters at the same time!

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