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Smelly Party Theme

Throw a fun and original party instead of boring old party. First invite your friends with an invitation made out of toilet paper! You may want to substitute paper towel to write on with a brown marker. Save toilet paper rolls and glue the paper towel onto the roll. Or if you are computer savvy you can simply create an e-mail that looks like toilet paper and use the brown font to type out the invitations.

Next, tell your friends and family that there will be a door prize. Purchase one of our t-shirts with our funny candles on it. You can save money and purchase one of our package deals. You will get multiple candles and a free t-shirt! Choose from purchasing three candles, six candles or twelve candles. If you decide on the six or twelve candles package deal you not only get a free t-shirt but you also qualify for free shipping!

You can buy or make a cake with a smelly theme. Of course have the cake taste good but it can look disgusting! You may decide to have a cake in the shape of a urinal which goes with our Urinal Mint Candle. You may decide to make a cake with a bed and the covers over a person which is like our Dutch Oven Candle. Make a white frosted sheet cake with brown skid marks which will go perfect with our Skid Marks Candle. Add ice cream to go with your cake. You can add food coloring to make the ice cream yellow. Or perhaps yellow and brown whip cream!

Play games such as pin the poop on the toilet! The winner can receive one of our great candles! You may decide to wrap each candle up as a gift or let the game winner choose the candle of his or her choice.

Your fun and unique smelly party will also help animal shelters. When you purchase products from us, we donate half of your money to help needy animals! Check out Yank Me Candle today and get started on planning your next party! 

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Food Pranks & Candles

There are plenty of food pranks you can play on your friends, co-workers and family. Make sure you don’t pull any food pranks that are poisonous or dangerous as you don’t want a lawsuit! When pulling these pranks, make sure you are right there so the person(s) know you did them. Otherwise, you may get into trouble if the person reports it. You can always make up the prank to the person who was tricked by giving them a stinky candle.

The first food prank is to make grilled cheese sandwiches. These sandwiches won’t be any ordinary food, but you will use pound cake and frosting to complete the lunch! Bake the pound cake and slice to look like bread. Next use cream cheese frosting and add orange food coloring. To make orange food coloring simply blend yellow and red, stir.

Buy doughnuts that look like Crispy Creams or a delicious looking chocolate doughnut. Next fill the doughnuts with mayonnaise! Imagine the look on people’s faces when they bite into them. Make sure no one has an egg allergy or any other type of food allergy as you don’t want to send anyone to the emergency room!

Fill hot dogs with frosting or some other concoction.  Take green olives and fill with a hot sauce.

Lastly buy Oreo cookies and fill them with toothpaste! Have your camera ready when you see each person’s reaction at the minty flavor!

Did you make anyone angry? Before he or she has a chance to get you back, kindly give the person the gift of a candle. Not just any candle, but a funny candle! You can give the person a Skid Marks Candle. He or she will probably give you a dirty look when the candle is opened. Have no fear! Once the stinky disc is taken off of the candle, there will be a real lovely scent the person can enjoy. You will redeem yourself as the ultimate pranker, yet kind.

We have many candles and fun t-shirts to offer. Get to pranking and check out our amazing candles!

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Pulling Pranks!

If you love pulling pranks then this is the blog for you! Fun pranks to pull and candles to order. To pull a prank on your brothers and sisters you can kindly pretend you are making a jug of orange juice. The secret ingredient is not the orange juice. You will use the small bag that comes inside of a box of macaroni and cheese! Imagine the unsuspecting person’s face when he takes a drink of cheesy juice! Make sure you are in the room so you can see the disgustedly shocked face!

Another harmless prank is to buy a harmonica if you don’t already have one. Try to find a cheap one. You may even check a thrift store to see if one is available. Next use Duct Tape to tape the harmonica onto your parent’s vehicle grill. When your parent starts to pick up speed while driving, he or she will hear the lovely sound of the harmonica! Try to keep a straight face!

If your friend is 18 years old or older put him on a dating website! Your friend will wonder why he keeps getting all of these e-mails from hotties. Heck, who knows, you may even find the “right” one for him!

Got a party to go to where you need to buy a gift? Nothing says, “I love you” more than a stinky candle! The Urinal Mints Candle is an awesome gift. It’s funny just by its name let alone the picture on the front of the candle. Can you imagine the gift recipient placing the candle in his/her living room? The funny candle will seem stinky at first but lo and behold, simply take the smelly disc off and it will have the scent of Wango, Tango, Mango.

Another gift choice is the Dutch Oven Candle. No one likes the prank of the Dutch Oven given to them, but a candle will do! This fun candle smells like Marvelous Mint which is much more refreshing than a fart!

We even offer t-shirts with our candles on. Feel free to give a t-shirt and a candle to your friend or family member! Share the love when you purchase from us as half of your money goes to help animal shelters. Check out our candles now!

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Funny Kids

Kids are simply honest in what they say. Many times you get an honest answer, a really honest answer. (You will find an honest answer with our candles, too!)

For instance, if you ask a young lady around the age of six who she wants to date when old enough, she will most likely tell you her father. Give her the opportunity to choose two more men that are not family. The young lady may choose a man from her favorite TV show, movie, band or a classmate. Next ask the six year old if she plans on getting married one day. She may reply, “I will have to dump him.” Ask her why she has to dump her father? Surely she would reply “because I have to move onto my second choice!”

Kids grow up and the free speech turns more guarded. Young adults to adults do not want to hurt others’ feelings by being brutally honest. As we grow up we lose that and gain a filter. Well, most people do!

Just because we have to be more respectful and proper does not mean we should stop having fun! We can tell jokes, do pranks and buy gag gifts at the appropriate time.

You can lighten up any party with a Urinal Mints Candle. That is right, a stinky candle that will have everyone laughing. You can share with the gift recipient that the stinky disc on the candle does come off. Now the Urinal Mint Candle is ready to burn a lovely fragrance.

The Pete’s Feet Candle is another perfect gag gift. This candle is right on target for a young man going through puberty all of the way up to 80 years old! We all have at least one smelly relative or friend!

You may also buy a t-shirt or package deal that includes our snarky candles. Every time you buy one of our silly candles and/or t-shirts you are helping animal shelters. How you ask? Because we give 50% of your purchase to animal shelters. Not only are you purchasing a gift but you are kindly showing you care for animals in desperate need.

Just because you’ve grown up from a funny little kid to an adult doesn’t mean you have to stop having fun! 

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The Gift of Insults

There are many ways you can insult someone. One way is to write a sarcastic card along with a gross candle. You may choose from several different candles. The Dutch Oven Candle is funny. Have you or your significant other ever farted in bed and pulled the covers over the other person’s head? That would be the Dutch Oven!

Maybe you want to prank your grandma. The perfect gift is the Grandma’s Fart Candle. Once gram takes the smelly disc off of the candle she can enjoy a lovely fragrance. Every time she burns her candle she will think of her favorite grandchild. (Wink, wink.)

Give your best friend the Dog Vomit Candle just because you can! After all, “We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.”~Evelyn Waugh

Is one of your best friends getting married? Give the happy couple two of our stank candles. Get the Cheap Hoar Candle for the groom and the Smell My Nuts Candle for the bride. Surely you’ll be the talk of the crowd at the gift opening gathering! Make sure you enclose a note sharing that half of the proceeds you spent went to help animal shelters.

“Every time my friend succeeds, I die a little.” ~Gore Vidal You can’t help but get that twinge when a friend succeeds. You’re torn between being happy for him versus yourself being stuck in a rut. One way to congratulate your friend is with a Pull My Finger Candle. Your friend will get a congratulatory gift from you and you will get the satisfaction of being a little snarky. If you can’t offend your good friend, who can you?

The best part about these stinky candles is that half of the money goes to help animal shelters. That means the more you spend the more you are helping animals. This is the gift that keeps on giving. So continue insulting your friends and family because you probably like animals better anyways. Just kidding! But you will have the warm satisfaction of knowing you are helping and saving animals with your gift. Check out our gross candles and enjoy the convenience of online shopping. 

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Bad Pranks

What’s the worst prank you’ve seen? Maybe you had a failed prank or maybe someone pulled a bad prank on you? The good news is if you buy one of our gag gift candles, it won’t be a bad prank.

One of the worst pranks is when someone buys a friend or family member a lottery ticket. The prankster makes the lottery ticket a “winner.” Next the lottery ticket is given to the unsuspecting gift recipient. He or she is extremely happy and excited! Happy thoughts rush through the winner’s mind. No more work! College funds for all of the children! A paid off mortgage! That dream vacation to Greece! And then… the sad news is broken to the lottery “winner.” Reality sets in. The person has utter devastation on his face. Who knows, that person may have lost a friend or at least need to sleep with one eye open!

Of course any type of dangerous prank can be bad. Never put yourself or others in harm’s way.

A bad prank is when you play a joke or trick on a child and you hurt their feelings. You can still play jokes and tricks on kids as most of them absolutely love it! Just use common sense so you don’t make the youngster feel insecure about himself.

Sometimes it is fun to play pranks on your dog or cat. Just make sure your pet doesn’t get hurt. Also, make sure you don’t scare your pet as you don’t want to accidently get hurt either.

Stick with safe, fun and funny pranks. Give the gag gift of a candle. You can find unique candles such as the Smell My Nuts Candle, Skid Marks Candle, Pete’s Feet Candle, and Mudd Butt Candle along with others. Match the gift recipient with the perfect candle gag gift. Each candle is made out of soy. You can rest easy as with soy candles you will keep the unhealthy toxins out of the home. At first each candle stinks as there is a sneaky stinky disc enclosed. Take the offensive disc out and each candle has its own unique scent. Check out the candle selection today! 

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