The Gift of Insults

There are many ways you can insult someone. One way is to write a sarcastic card along with a gross candle. You may choose from several different candles. The Dutch Oven Candle is funny. Have you or your significant other ever farted in bed and pulled the covers over the other person’s head? That would be the Dutch Oven!

Maybe you want to prank your grandma. The perfect gift is the Grandma’s Fart Candle. Once gram takes the smelly disc off of the candle she can enjoy a lovely fragrance. Every time she burns her candle she will think of her favorite grandchild. (Wink, wink.)

Give your best friend the Dog Vomit Candle just because you can! After all, “We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.”~Evelyn Waugh

Is one of your best friends getting married? Give the happy couple two of our stank candles. Get the Cheap Hoar Candle for the groom and the Smell My Nuts Candle for the bride. Surely you’ll be the talk of the crowd at the gift opening gathering! Make sure you enclose a note sharing that half of the proceeds you spent went to help animal shelters.

“Every time my friend succeeds, I die a little.” ~Gore Vidal You can’t help but get that twinge when a friend succeeds. You’re torn between being happy for him versus yourself being stuck in a rut. One way to congratulate your friend is with a Pull My Finger Candle. Your friend will get a congratulatory gift from you and you will get the satisfaction of being a little snarky. If you can’t offend your good friend, who can you?

The best part about these stinky candles is that half of the money goes to help animal shelters. That means the more you spend the more you are helping animals. This is the gift that keeps on giving. So continue insulting your friends and family because you probably like animals better anyways. Just kidding! But you will have the warm satisfaction of knowing you are helping and saving animals with your gift. Check out our gross candles and enjoy the convenience of online shopping. 

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Bad Pranks

What’s the worst prank you’ve seen? Maybe you had a failed prank or maybe someone pulled a bad prank on you? The good news is if you buy one of our gag gift candles, it won’t be a bad prank.

One of the worst pranks is when someone buys a friend or family member a lottery ticket. The prankster makes the lottery ticket a “winner.” Next the lottery ticket is given to the unsuspecting gift recipient. He or she is extremely happy and excited! Happy thoughts rush through the winner’s mind. No more work! College funds for all of the children! A paid off mortgage! That dream vacation to Greece! And then… the sad news is broken to the lottery “winner.” Reality sets in. The person has utter devastation on his face. Who knows, that person may have lost a friend or at least need to sleep with one eye open!

Of course any type of dangerous prank can be bad. Never put yourself or others in harm’s way.

A bad prank is when you play a joke or trick on a child and you hurt their feelings. You can still play jokes and tricks on kids as most of them absolutely love it! Just use common sense so you don’t make the youngster feel insecure about himself.

Sometimes it is fun to play pranks on your dog or cat. Just make sure your pet doesn’t get hurt. Also, make sure you don’t scare your pet as you don’t want to accidently get hurt either.

Stick with safe, fun and funny pranks. Give the gag gift of a candle. You can find unique candles such as the Smell My Nuts Candle, Skid Marks Candle, Pete’s Feet Candle, and Mudd Butt Candle along with others. Match the gift recipient with the perfect candle gag gift. Each candle is made out of soy. You can rest easy as with soy candles you will keep the unhealthy toxins out of the home. At first each candle stinks as there is a sneaky stinky disc enclosed. Take the offensive disc out and each candle has its own unique scent. Check out the candle selection today! 

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Pranks at School

If you are still in high school there are some fun pranks you can pull on your friends or classmates. Once you finish playing these silly tricks check out the funny candles we have to offer. The candles make great gifts and help animal shelters as well!

One prank to play on your BFF is to write a love note. Make it as saucy, silly, or as dorky as possible. (Remember you still want your friend to like you after this prank!) Some suggestions include: tell the person how cute they are and/or to meet behind the school at 3:00 pm. Then give the love note to the person your best friend has a crush on.

To give the note to the guy or girl your friend likes, give the love note to a person nearby and ask them to please pass the note to the person. Look away so it looks like you had nothing to do with it. Spy through the corner of your eye to see if he/she reads it. Watch the expression on the person’s face. Even if the person doesn’t read it, you know they will at a later time.

If you want to, tell your friend to meet you behind the school at 3:00 pm, too. The surprise is you won’t be there they will be the only two people there! Who knows, you may have just hooked up your BFF! Or you may have completely embarrassed him/her and you won’t have a BFF that’s speaking to you for awhile if you get caught as the person that wrote the note. (Because you could say you forgot to meet him/her later that evening.)

If things don’t work out for your friend you can help make it up by purchasing a funny candle. You may choose from the Cheap Hoar Candle, Pull My Finger Candle and Dog Vomit Candle amongst others. Each candle smells horrific! Your friend can take the stinky disc out and burn the candle which truly does have a lovely fragrance. Maybe include a bottle of wine or some soda pop along with a card and the two of you can get together. Let your friend know at least he/she didn’t waste a lot of time with the person they had a crush on so they can move onto crushing on someone else. Life is too short! Laugh with jokes, get out and live it and support animal shelters when you buy one of our stanky candles! 

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Back To School Me Time

Soon the kids will be heading back to school and you’ll have more time to spend on yourself. There are plenty of ways you can relax with one of our candles.

First off, our candles are funny! You have plenty of choices to select from. Grandma’s Fart, Dog Vomit, Cheap  Hoar and Old Man’s Balls are just a few. Laughter and the feeling of well-being is one way to relax and get rid of any stress in your life.

Take a bath and burn one of our divine smelling candles. You deserve a break from life! Grab a book or simply close your eyes while you soak in your warm tub.

While you are preparing dinner enjoy the soothing smell of a candle. Take in the relaxing scent while you work to help make cooking more enjoyable. Create a romantic dinner setting with a fun candle at the center of the table. Over dinner tell each other what you love about the other person. Take turns making each other fell special. You’ll rekindle your relationship in no time.

When the kids are snuggled in bed, turn out all of the lights and burn one of our candles. Have a glass of wine. Watch TV with your significant other. Curl up with your cat. Simply be.

Write a sensual, caring love letter to your spouse. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been married six months or sixty years! It will make you feel good and relaxed. When your partner reads it he/she will feel the same.

Give a massage to your partner. Turn the lights down low or off. Light one or more candles. Put on some soft, relaxing music. Use lotion or oil to help give the best massage. Make sure you get a turn!

Now easily select one or more of our candles. Feel amazing knowing that half of your purchase will go to animal shelters! You will help make animals more comfortable as well as a loving home simply from buying candles from us. That in itself should make you happy as well as relaxed. 

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Fart Pranks To Play

If you enjoy pranking people this blog is for you! There are plenty of fart pranks to play on others. Some include nasty smells that special candles have. The Dutch Oven Candle is a perfect example of a candle that smells horrific. Once you take the stinky disc that is included off of the candle, thankfully you will have a lovely smell. This candle represents a person you sleep with that farts, pulls the covers over your head and traps you with their horrific toots.

If you are good at making the flatulent noise with your mouth you could do it in any public place. After you make the noise, quickly turn your head to the person you are with and act like they did it! Blaming others is the name of the game. You could say the person’s name with a shocked look on your face as well.

In a public restroom take a previous recording from your cell phone and play it. Make sure it sounds just terrible like you have explosive diarrhea. Surely you will get some comments while you are in the bathroom stall. Some may even ask if you are okay! You can also do this at someone’s home or even your own home when you have company.

Have fun tooting along at the mall. Make a noise like a fart. If you have some smelly perfume you could spray it in the air and act like you are covering up the smell. You are sure to get a lot of disgusted looks with this prank!

If you are really brave you can play fart pranks at a quiet library! Think of the looks you will get. People may laugh and turn red due to the fact that the library is a silent place and not a place where one usually laughs. You know that feeling when you can’t stop laughing where you are not supposed to.

Here is a hilarious video of an explosive fart!  LOL!  Share your fart pranks with us here!

Give the gift of stink with one of our unique candles. Simply toot--l-e on over to our website and purchase any one of these funny candles and more! 

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Don’t Fall Asleep Pranks!

What are some fun pranks you and your friends have pulled on each other? Maybe one friend pooped out early at a party and ended up with shaving cream on his hand. Then you tickled his forehead with your fingers or a feather. You know what happened next-- he swatted his forehead and got shaving cream all over it! This prank is always good for some hard belly laughs. You’ll find pranks and funny candles on this blog.

If your buddy fell asleep after a night of partying you know you have to give him a makeover! Grab your mom or sister’s make-up and get to work. Give him big blue eye shadow on his eyelids, big red lipstick cheeks and lips, draw some words on his arm that look like a child tried to draw tattoos on him and a nice big bow in his hair! Make sure you take pictures to post online! Try to be up in the morning before your buddy is so you can see his reaction.

While your buddy is sleeping, put your face right up close to his. Next scream. He will wake up and be totally freaked out with you in his face! Be careful as you don’t want to get punched by accident.

Other fun pranks include soy candles. You can gift your friends and family a candle that suits each person. Got a person in your life that seems to use the bathroom a lot? Give him or her the Urinal Mints Candle. Cute picture on the candle, isn’t it? This candle truly smells like Mango Tango Wango.

Does your significant other like to fart in bed and then pull the covers over your head? If so, he or she deserves our Dutch Oven Candle. At first the gift recipient will open the candle and take a smelly sniff. Once the disc is taken off the candle smells like Marvelous Mint. A much fresher smell for any home.

We cannot forget about the Cheap Hoar Candle. This candle can be for that friend that likes to flirt and do who knows what with strangers. We are just kidding. This candle has the delicious scent of Berry Berry Strawberry.

Get funny candles and t-shirts while you donate to animal shelters because half of your purchase goes to animal shelters. Thank you kindly! 

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Gym Pranks and Candle Pranks

You love to work out. You love pranks! What better way to look forward to hitting the gym hard knowing you will get to have a little fun? You may continue on your pranks with unique candles. You will find Old Man’s Balls Candle, Grandma’s Fart Candle, Dog Vomit Candle and more!

One funny gym prank is to go up to a person on a work out machine and sternly tell the person, “That’s my machine.” Don’t give up! Insist on getting the person off of the machine. Don’t be surprised if the person gives you shocked looks and tries to find a hidden camera.

Another gym prank is to take your gym towel, roll it and snap it on someone’s leg. You don’t want to smack the towel on someone’s bum because you never know if they will consider it sexual harassment. After all, you don’t want to end up being sued even though the person will find out it’s just a joke. After you snap the towel and see the person’s face you may act crazy and yell, “Your it!” Then run away.

Find an innocent victim working out on a treadmill. Look for a red “stop” button on the side of the machine. When the person is not looking, push the stop button. (Make sure the treadmills stop slowly before doing it for safety reasons. Although the machines should stop slowly so people do not fall.) Right after you push the “stop” button, zip back to your machine and work out. Do this a few times and watch the person look confused. The person may decide to switch to a new treadmill as the current machine isn't working right.

Once you are done at the gym, check out the excellent prank candles mentioned above. Each candle has a super stinky disc inside of it. When the gift recipient opens the candle, he/she will think you don’t like them! The discs do come off and each candle has a unique fragrance such as Daisy, Nutty Coconut, Spring Flowers, Heavenly Holly and more divine scents.

When you purchase one of these delightful candles you are helping animal shelters. We give half of the money you spend to the shelters. So buy up all of the candles now! You have birthdays, Christmas, anniversaries and other special occasions to give gifts. Don’t forget to buy one for yourself!

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Scaring People Pranks

The look on the person’s face when they are scared is priceless! Maybe a scream and then a laugh once the person realizes he/she has been pranked. Soon the laughter may turn to thinking about payback! Scary pranks, funny pranks and funny candle pranks all go hand in hand.

One scary prank you can play on a friend or family member is to make plans with the person. Offer to be the driver. Go to the person’s home and pick them up. Honk the horn on your vehicle. Quickly get out of your vehicle and hide behind the door or area that the person will come out of. Once your friend or family member comes out of the house, let him/her look in your vehicle and wonder where you are. When the person starts to go back into the house, jump out and scare the bejeebies out of them!

Your prank didn't end there. On the way home act like your vehicle will not start. Keep trying the ignition. Take your key out of the ignition and pop the hood. Get out of your vehicle and act like you are looking under the hood for a minute or two. Then sneak around to the passenger’s side. Bang on the window and scream! You are sure to scare the living daylights out of the person!

Here are some other great car pranks!  10 Harmless Car Pranks

There are also gifts you can gift to scare people. One amazingly scary gift is a unique candle. The Smell My Nuts candle is perfect to give. The gift recipient will be weary opening up the candle to smell the scent. You can laugh when he/she does open it as there is a smelly disc inside of the candle that’s sure to make the person wince. The disc does come off and Nutty Coconut is the delicious scent. First you scare, then the person can relax.

Old Man’s Balls is another funny candle that will have one weary of showing others the gift he/she received. This candle smells like Daisy which is just fitting!

Have fun scaring people with pranks as well as gifting them funny candles. When you play the candle prank you are actually helping animal shelters as half of the money goes to them. No joke. Check out all of the fun candles now! 

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Hilarious Jokes To Play

Whether you are known as the class clown or a lifelong prankster, these jokes are sure to be a hit! Well, at least to you! Have a grand time playing these pranks on people. You’ll find joke candles to give as gifts as well. Don’t let your pranking stop when it comes to Christmas, Halloween, birthdays, anniversaries, etc.

Do you live with someone that has an absolute sweet tooth? Maybe you are having a party. Serve caramel apples to your family member and/or guests. Not just any caramel apple but a delicious onion with caramel melted on top. Make sure you stick the wooden popsicle stick in to make it look totally real. Have your video camera or regular camera ready to capture the faces people make when they take their first bite! Evil yes, funny oh yes!

Another fun trick to play on someone or multiple people in your household with a sweet tooth is to buy a baked apple pie. Cut out a piece of the pie. Glue the box the pie came in back together. When the first person goes to open the box, he/she will find out that the pie has already been eaten! Try to spy on the person to see if he/she will still eat a piece. You never know, some people cannot control their sweet tooth.

A loud prank is to Duct tape an air horn to the door stopper that lines up with the door’s handle. You know the stopper that prevents the door from making a dent into the wall. Make sure that the top button on the horn is on top so that when the handle hits the door, the button will be pushed and the loud horn will go off. Now wait for the screams to begin! This is an exceptionally funny prank at a party as more and more people will arrive and become victims.

After playing all of these tricks on people, you may want to treat them to a funny candle as mentioned above. At first the candle appears to be another joke from the fun picture on the outside, to the name of the candle to the stinky disc on the inside. But once the disc is out, the fresh smelling candle is revealed. Not  only will the recipient enjoy a new candle, but you are also helping us help out animal shelters. How? We give half of the profit you spend to help animals. It’s time to candle shop! 

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