Best Birthday Candle Gifts

If you want to give one of the best birthday gifts ever, consider a candle. Not just any candle but a unique candle. Wait until you see the person’s face when he or she opens up his unique gift!

You may choose one of the following gifts: For the dog lover you may choose the Dog Vomit Candle. If the person owns a dog he/she most likely has had this unfortunate incident happen inside of the home. Once the stinky disc is taken out of the candle, the person can enjoy the sweet smell of Magical Mimosa.

Another fabulous candle is the Pull My Finger Candle for the jokester in your life. Perhaps you have an uncle that is always asking you to pull his finger hoping that you will let out a loud case of gas.

If you have a 50^th, 60^th, or 70^th birthday party to attend, the Old Man’s Balls Candles will be a hit! The birthday boy will surely laugh and light up the candle to make sure it does not smell like old man balls.  Once lit, he will smell the aroma of daisies. Bring on the floral summertime fun!

The Skid Marks Candle says it all. The perfect gift for the person that drank too much and left skid marks on his or her underwear one evening. This is a great gift for a person that is obsessed with talking about poop. We all know one or two people like this! The scent to this funny candle is Gardenia Garden.

You can also get t-shirts with your candle(s). We even have specials that will save you money as you will earn free gifts. 

While you are at it, stock up on candle birthday gifts. When you spend $50 or more you qualify for free shipping! As you know, a penny saved is a penny earned. Save your spare money for a rainy day. Enjoy.

You are also giving a gift that keeps on giving. How? Because half of the money you spend we donate to animal shelters. Knowing that you are helping animals takes on a whole new meaning with the gift you purchased. Check the candles out now! 

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Why Soy Candles Are Better Than Paraffin Candles

Candles are wonderful to burn after you've just cleaned your house. It makes you feel peaceful and happy that your work is done. Candles also make fantastic gifts. If you purchase a lot of candles that are not made out of soy, you may want to switch after reading why soy candles are better.

You may not realize it but if you are burning and gifting paraffin candles they emit harmful vapors as they are petroleum based. Paraffin candles may also produce carcinogens. You don’t want to be the contributor of cancer to someone you love, including yourself! These candles are blended with chemicals to help release the fragrance. Definitely something you don’t want in your house. Besides being blended with chemicals for the fragrance, paraffin candles may lose most of its scent within the first time you burn it. This type of candle may not burn completely. If you spill the wax onto your carpet or get it on your clothing it is very difficult to remove. As you can see these candles are not a very good investment so you will want to stop supporting the petrochemical industry.

We offer plenty of funny soy candles for you to enjoy. Soy candles are vegetable based, totally natural and nontoxic. Soy candles burn cleaner and cooler as well as completely. The fragrance is released naturally. The fragrances are also released faster and last longer. You can feel at ease knowing you are not emitting dangerous chemicals into your house. If you spill soy candle wax onto your carpeting or get it on your clothing, it will easily come off. More great news is soy candles support the farmer!

Some of our soy candles include the Pull My Finger Candle. This funny joke has been around for decades! The true scent of this candle is Spring Flowers. Ahhhh you can almost smell the fresh scent now.

Your buddy Pete may have a smelly ass. Our candle is called Pete’s Feet as it rhymes much better. We all have that one friend or family member with feet that stink to high heaven! This candle smells like Heavenly Holly.

Keep your home healthy with soy Yank Me Candles. Share the fun and help support animal shelters with  every purchase! 

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Camping Pranks on Your Friends & Family

It’s the good ‘ol summertime; time for outdoor fun in the sun. You may be planning a camping trip with your friends and/or family. Before you go check out these fun pranks you can play on people along with funny candle gifts and t-shirts that help animal shelters!

For your first camping victim you may bring along eight alarm clocks. Set the alarm clocks for every hour on the hour. Hide each alarm clock near the prank victim. He will have to find each clock to turn off the alarm! This is quite an irritating prank so you should definitely expect payback if your victim finds out you are the prankster!

If you know the person talks in his sleep, ask him questions. You may find out some juicy gossip when you ask him questions! Beware: if this is your boyfriend you may not want to know the answers regarding other women.

If you want to really freak a person out that is sleeping, toss lightweight items at him. Once he wakes up, blast a flashlight in his eyes! Yet another somewhat mean prank that will deserve a payback.

While your buddy (at least for now) is asleep, smear melted chocolate all over his pants and sleeping bag. When he wakes up he will think he messed his pants! This is an especially great prank when the victim  has been drinking the night before.

Speaking of messy pants, check out our Grandma’s Fart Candle. You never know if she left a skid mark in her pants with the sound of that toot. We also have a Skid Mark Candle. The perfect gift for your friend or family member that you play the melted chocolate prank on while camping.

The Smell My Nuts Candle is sure to get laughter when the gift is opened. This candle truly smells like Nutty Coconut as no one wants to smell a man’s nuts no matter how much you love him.

Have a fun summer and keep on pranking! Be sure and share our funny candles and t-shirts with your friends, family and co-workers. We thank you, and more importantly, the animals at the shelter thank you.

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Dog Pranks!

You love playing with your dog. A fun dog prank is to play hide-and-go-seek with your dog. You and your significant other can do this together. One of you sit by the dog while the other one hides. Once the other person is done hiding ask your dog where he or she is. Whatever you call each other is what you should tell your dog. For example, if you and your husband call each other mom and dad, in an excited voice ask the dog, “Where is dad?”

Watch your dog search your house for the hidden family member! It’s hilarious and fun to bond together. You may want to give your dog a bone or a treat as a reward for finding you. Whatever prank you do on your dog, make sure it is not a mean prank. You don’t want to end up making your dog fear you and become untrusting and mean to you and other people.

Do a few dog pranks on your friends, family and co-workers! Buy them a Yank Me Candle. These candles are fun and stink at first! Once you take the disc out of the candle, there will be a lovely scent to fill your gift recipient’s home.

Our Dog Vomit Candle is always a pleaser. Your gift recipient will think you are crazy when he or she opens up this gift and sees the picture on the candle! Thankfully the candle scent is Magical Mimosa.

If you own a dog surely you've seen it scoot its butt across your carpeting. That’s why the Skid Marks Candle makes a great gift! Don’t worry, the real scent to this funny candle is Gardenia Garden.

We also offer a variety of funny t-shirts. Check them out and wear them with pride! People may ask you where you bought your cool t-shirt. Let them know where and you may spread the love of helping animals as the person may purchase a t-shirt or candle from us.

All of our candles are made of soy. Buy a few soy candles and/or t-shirts and you will help animal shelters as we give half of our profit of your purchase to animal shelters!

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Give the Gift of Laughter

As they say, “laughter is the best medicine.” You can cheer up a friend or family member going through a difficult time by giving the gift of a funny candle. You will take his/her mind off of the problem that is distracting their lives and make them smile.

Give the gift of Grandma’s Fart candle to your friend. He or she will laugh especially if their grandma has a flatulence problem! Once the laughter is done, your friend will enjoy the sweet smell of Peaches and Cream. Another toot smelling candle is our Pull My Finger candle. It is ironic that the smell of this candle is Spring Flowers. Take a deep breath and relax. We can’t forget the Dutch Oven candle. This candle represents one that farts, takes the blankets and puts them over your head so you can’t escape the horrific smell! The true scent to this funny candle is Marvelous Mint.

Does your friend have a dog that seems to puke all Dog Vomit candle.  When your friend’s dog pukes again, he/she can light the candle and cover up the bad puke smell with the smell of Magical Mimosa. Ah, a much better fragrance indeed.
of the time? Maybe the dog likes to inhale his food or things he should not be eating and boom! If so, your friend will get a kick out of our

If your friend has a sultry past perhaps the Cheap Hoarcandle will bring up a lot of giggles. Who would have thought that a cheap hoar smells like Berry Berry Strawberry?

Another hilarious candle is our Smell My Nuts candle. To top it off it smells like Nutty Coconut! Sure to get loads of laughs from your friend.

Another option is one of our great t-shirts! People will laugh when your friend wears the t-shirt with some of our fun sayings on it. You can even buy one of our special packages and get a free t-shirt with our candles along with free shipping! You will save money and help animal shelters when you purchase our products. We donate half of every purchase to animal shelters to help our furry friends deep in need. Our gifts keep on giving! To check out all of our candles and t-shirts please visit Yank Me Candles.

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Bachelorette Party Pranks!

PIN by Michquel Bonser

If your BFF is getting married throw her the best, craziest and fun bachelorette party ever! You can create hilarious pranks and give an awesome candle gift. Our candles are not your standard candle. Each candle is hilarious with a stinky disc that you take out and then you may burn the lovely candle.  Beings your friend is about to get to experience of lifetime of Dutch Ovens, why not start her out right with our hilariously funny Dutch Oven gag gift candle!  

Not only will your BFF get a great candle gift, but knowing that half of the money you spend purchasing the candle goes to help animal shelters will make you and her feel wonderful! You can and will make a difference.

Some hilarious and a little bit naughty but nice bachelorette party ideas we came across are:
1.  Get a white t-shirt and use a big permanent black marker and write “Suck for a Buck!“ Next, tape or hot glue colorful candy Life Savers all over it. The bride-to-be will have to wear this t-shirt to all of the bars you will be hitting. Embarrassing yes. Fun, oh yes!

2.  Add a princess tiara to your friend’s attire. You can find one at your local discount store. Your BFF is ready to go hit the town! Hopefully you and your girlfriends have chipped in to rent a limousine to cater you all around town. Not only is this classy and fun but it will keep you all safe versus drinking and driving.

3.  Once you hit the bars, make it a game to see who can get the most boxers from the guys hanging out at the bar. You may want to have a prize for the winner.

4.  While at the bar, perhaps you have a stripper lined up to surprise your friend. Out of the blue a handsome dude will come up to your friend and start dancing! Make sure you get the okay with the owner of the bar before you attempt this.

For some more funny naughty but nice ideas visit:  Naughty Bachelorette Party Games

Have a blast! Your friend will hopefully only get married once and you and all of her/your friends can live it up this night. Take a lot of photos (that are not incriminating to the bride) and make a special small scrapbook to give to your best friend as part of her wedding gift along with one or more of our fun candles!  She will cherish your friendship and these gifts forever.

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Roommate Pranks!

We have amazing candles that are hilarious! Include one or more of our candles in your pranks whether it be a gift or just for the helluvit.

Do you have a roommate that drives you nuts? Do you wish he or she would just move out already? Well, then let the pranking begin!

If you are really mad you could put some hair removal in his/her shampoo bottle. If the person uses conditioner you may choose to put the hair removal in this bottle as most people leave it in their hair longer. Now with this prank you may want to sleep with one eye open as your roomie will probably try to pay you back. (Disclaimer - We would not suggest this prank due to legal actions that may occur due to the results and due to the potential of eye injuries.)  

A fun prank is to freak out the person with their toothbrush. The night before soak the toothbrush in super sour candy such as Warheads, Sour Gummy’s, etc. When the sleepy-eyed person goes to brush his or her teeth they will be in for a shocking awakening! Make sure you are up before them so you can catch it on video!  

Is your jerky roommate eating all of your food and not contributing to the refrigerator? Pull out the hot sauce!  Take a needle and inject hot sauce into the food that the bum keeps on eating! One or two times of this prank and he or she is sure to buy their own food!

Another funny one is while your roomie is sleeping, take some honey or pancake syrup and gently drizzle on their face. The roomie will smear it all over their face with their hand and maybe even turn sideways on the pillow and get the sticky mess all over their hair! Do this on his or her bed so that you keep the rest of the house you inhabit clean!

Have fun getting rid of your roommate by torturing them with one or more of these pranks. Check out our funny candles and help save animals while you are at it. How? With every purchase you make half of the money will go to animal shelters. Heck, get some candles, adopt a dog and ditch the roommate all together!  LOL!  

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A Dog’s Fourth of July

This is a friendly reminder to keep your dogs inside over the fourth of July weekend. Dogs are extremely terrified by the loud noise of fireworks. Place your beloved dog in a room where he will be comfortable and as stress-free as possible. Maybe place a favorite blanket or stuffed animal with your dog. If your dog gets completely freaked out whenever fireworks are blasting off, you may want to consult your veterinarian for medication. If you do not want to spend the money to see a vet you may use over-the-counter Benadryl to help calm your pet. (Disclaimer:  We are not vets so please make sure to at least call your local vet and get the okay to medicate your pet with over the counter drugs first.  They will be able to give you the correct dosage based on your dog’s size and weight.)

There are weighted vests for dogs to help keep them calm as well. The vest keeps your dog feeling safe and most dogs immediately calm down. If your dog is frightened of thunderstorms the weighted vest may be an excellent investment for your situation.

Enjoy your Fourth of July picnics and family fun during the day! Your dog will love the company and attention. Make sure your dog is not getting too many treats or you will be sorry later with diarrhea and perhaps vomit all over your house.

Since you are a dog lover you may enjoy our funny Dog Vomit Candle. At first you may think PU! But take the puke smelling disc off of the unique candle and you will smell the lovely Magical Mimosa scent.

Another great dog candle is the Mudd Butt Candle. It is the same as “mud on your butt or poop in your pants.” Too funny for a gift! The gift recipient will light the candle and smell the fresh aroma of morning brewed coffee. Mmmm life doesn’t get any better than this.

Spend over $50 and you are entitled to FREE shipping! You are also helping animal shelters when you purchase from us. How? We give 50% of your sales to animal shelters. Buy your friends, family and co-workers our great candles and help precious animals in animal shelters at the same time!

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